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Surprise! Mom was right.

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Life Lesson #10: Cookies are a sometimes food.

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03/03/2013 at 8:52 pm

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It Was News to Me

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Life Lesson #9: When you strap a full case of beer bottles to the back of your bike and ride it through a public park, you get a lot of weird looks.
Bonus Fact: also it throws off your balance somethin’ fierce.

Written by Baron Volcano

02/17/2013 at 2:17 pm

A Very Difficult Life Lesson

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Life Lesson #8: There is, sadly, such a thing as too much Iron Maiden.
I know, I was as surprised and disappointed as you are.

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02/03/2013 at 11:23 pm

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Curiosity Killed the Libido

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Life Lesson #7: If, when browsing for pornographic material you happen upon a slang term you’re unfamiliar with, you will assuredly regret it if you give in to curiosity and click a link bearing that new word.

Written by Baron Volcano

01/13/2013 at 11:14 pm

More Surprising Life Lessons

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Life Lesson #6: When renting a firearm or motorized vehicle, it is inadvisable to point and laugh at the part of the rental agreement stating that you cannot rent if you have been drinking.

Written by Baron Volcano

07/15/2012 at 3:52 am

A Life Lesson I Learn All Too Often

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Life Lesson #5: It is inadvisable to pick your nose with a Q-Tip.

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03/30/2012 at 10:31 pm

Extensively Researched Life Lessons

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Life Lesson #4: Any time you say “I’ve had eight beers and I’m not even drunk,” you’re at most half right.

Written by Baron Volcano

03/09/2012 at 9:43 pm