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Archive for April 2011

Thought for the Day: Roommates

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If I had somehow stumbled across porn featuring somebody that looks remarkably like your roommate, would you want to see it?
What if it was a video and the person also sounded/acted like said roommate?

Bonus Question: Suppose I replace the word “roommate” with “girlfriend” (or boyfriend/husband/wife/etc. as appropriate), would that change your answer?

Written by Baron Volcano

04/27/2011 at 12:18 pm


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I made an important discovery the other day: when I use conditioner it makes me look like a gay Eric Clapton. As you can imagine, I was pretty excited about this discovery (and I’m not even really a Clapton fan). I highly doubt I’m the first one this has happened to, which makes me wonder why conditioner manufacturers don’t use it as a selling point. I certainly use a lot more conditioner after finding this out.

Written by Baron Volcano

04/25/2011 at 5:07 pm

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